Toby Whoah-bee

He watches Sesame Street, grunts to fill a size 4 diaper in seconds, and loves to eat his mummy's glasses - Enter the World of Toby Woby, the gummiest grinner of all the U.S. and England (he's a citizen of both you know!).

29 June 2006

Toby on the BBC

So it's not superstar baby or anything, but Mummy sent in my picture b/c they show about 7 pictures a day of world cup fans around the world. And they chose me! Also, my little face is the thumbnail to go to that page! Look on the bottom right hand side...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/default.stm

and my picture of course... Mummy sent in about 6 or so pictures (she couldn't decide!) but they thought this one was best, I WAS #2 on the list but Posh Spice bumped me to #3, I suppose I'll allow that, since her husband did win the last game for England, SIGH.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/5128132.stm

24 June 2006

Is this Prison?

Mummy put me in this thing so she could clean (or that's what she claims she's doing anyway). I just realized... I can't get out on my own! Is this what prison is like? Maybe if I put my hand up and look really sad she'll get me out!


Okay, didn't work, so onto plan 2. Look cute and she won't be able to stand it and pick me up.

20 June 2006

Come on England!

England will be beating Sweden soon on their way to winning the World Cup! And I intend to fully support them while watching the game with my Daddy. (Of course I will be in my away kit, this is the home kit I got to wear the other day!)


Just throwing up my "England" gang sign. Three fingers like an E but the fourth to throw off the enemies trying to decipher my baby code!


Mummy is upset I'm starting to look more like a little boy and less like a baby, but what she should really be worried about is her U.S. team getting anywhere in their group. It's England all the way! Bwahahahahahahaha!

18 June 2006

Pimp My Swim Ride

Hey what's up y'all, I'm just sittin' here chillin' in my new ride, aquastyle. That's right folks, I'm on the move as long as there's water about. Ain't my new ride stylin'?



Sometimes, I just like to lie back pimp style and let my Daddy pull me about. 'Cause I'm cool like that, y'know?
Check me out... ain't nothin' getting past this bad boy!


I've got these Mummy and Daddy people well-trained. You know whaddyI mean? Yeah... I got this...

15 June 2006

Video for Grandma and Grandma-ma


It's Exersaucer time and Bathtime where I take my first bath sitting up the entire time by myself! Mummy couldn't figure out how to separate the videos though so you have to either watch the loooooong video to view both or fast forward to about 1:55 to start seeing me play in the bath! I love this water stuff, now if I can only figure out how to play with it without getting it in my face...
By the way, that outlet on the wall is now covered and the tub isn't so close to it, so hang up the phone since you're already on hold with CPS. Mummy and Daddy are learning one step at a time!

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Taste Test

I've got a lot of yummy things on my exersaucer. I wonder how come Mummy and Daddy don't try to eat them? There's this fluffy thing for one...


But my favorite is this Star thingy.
Not so great tasting at first... but after a few bites,

It's Yummy!!!!! You should try it sometime!

10 June 2006

Come on England!


Toby wanted to share this with his Grandma Sue.

While Grandma-ma is away

09 June 2006

What? No Pictures?!?

Grandma-ma took the good camera that mummy and daddy were secretly using to take pictures of me to post here, on her visit to go see grandma Sue in England. Yep, the old biddies are running around England together, no doubt talking about how cute I am and when mummy and daddy start making my sibling... and then fighting over which country the 4 of us would live in.

While they're off doing that, I might not have pictures up, unless mummy and daddy remember what they did with their camera, and the cord that connects it to the computer. Mummy has been ill lately and hasn't really had time to keep my fans up to date on the life of The Boss, so she asks forgiveness everybody! She is working at a new job, interviews on Tuesday for a huge promotion (after only a week at the new job!) and I'm keeping her busy in the meantime. There are lots of diapers to fill, food to raspberry all over the place, and kitty cats' ears to grab. I'm a busy man!

03 June 2006

6 months already?!?

Yup, that's me. Six months already! Mummy keeps mumbling about how she's not allowing me to be this old, who knows what the crazy old bird is talking about though. I'm liking this being old thing, chilling out w/my peeps (like the dinosaur there), in my hawaiian shirt, and watching the World Cup stuff with Daddy.


Speaking of World Cup, England phoned me up and asked if I could take over for the goalkeeper after that nasty fall in the friendly, but I had to turn them down because I promised Daddy we'd watch the games together. Maybe next year. After all, my shirt DOES say, Future England Captain, doesn't it?