Toby Whoah-bee

He watches Sesame Street, grunts to fill a size 4 diaper in seconds, and loves to eat his mummy's glasses - Enter the World of Toby Woby, the gummiest grinner of all the U.S. and England (he's a citizen of both you know!).

26 May 2006

A Proper Supper

How to eat supper the baby boss way...






Start out clean, give Mummy the impression that you might actually stay this way. Convince her to put one of those cool bibs on you, the kind that catch EVERYTHING...


Make sure the bib does catch everything, and hey, relax a little, you've got someone to feed you, change you, bathe you and put you to sleep - what could be better?





Now take the bib, and give yourself a good facial, make sure to rub it into your eyebrows, hair and that you get some up your nose - because it's really cool to watch it fly when you sneeze!!!

Pretty Awesome huh? Mummy and Daddy LOVE it when you do this. They leave me like this so the veggies and fruit can moisturize my face, while they go get the camera to show my Grandma Sue.

2 Comments:

  • At 11:10 PM, Blogger bjoycer98 said…

    Hi Toby! You look way sophisticated in your fancy, shmancy high chair. I am still waiting for Mommy to spoon over some real grub!

     
  • At 12:28 PM, Blogger Jola and Jaydis said…

    Hey just wanted to let you in that my mommy got our alias' from this site
    http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatshouldyouraliasbequiz/
    Let me know what yours is so I can keep a watch for you boss :)

     

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